Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Randomize
