Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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