That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
