Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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