Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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