Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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