The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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