We're like a lot better than the average bears
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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