It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Be still, my beating vagina.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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