doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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