Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I just sucked dick on a ferry
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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