People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
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