that's an acceptable place to lick
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
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I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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