are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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