come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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