I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Yo dont text me then not text me
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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