If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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