If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
This couple is walking their pig around campus
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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