This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
How external is "for external use only"?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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