There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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