32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Randomize
