Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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