how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
my poor anus
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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