Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I know her cup size but not her name....
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