Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
im six kinds of drunk right now
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
this is an emotional support booty call
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
