: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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