Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Non-Jews are for practice
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Randomize
