i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Randomize
