they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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