there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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