Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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