ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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