if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Randomize
