Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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