dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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