no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
How does one acquire holy water?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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