i would punch a child for taco bell
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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