Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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