I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
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