omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I'm bleeding and have questions
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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