We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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