I'm gonna have a badass scar
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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