You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
