Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
We’re leaving where are you
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