I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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