so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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