i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
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