Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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