My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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