I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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