Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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